*in court for murder trial*
  • judge: how do you plead?
  • me: it's britney bitch
  • judge: innocent case dismissed


So am I the only one who knows 100% who their favorite character is??


This customer thinks I’m texting when really I’m blogging about how he’s an asshole


my phone is dead and I started an 8 hour shoot before it died. and my charger isn’t working. I’m dead. My career in kim k is dead


I wish there was a button that takes you right back to the start of your likes


I feel…. I feel….

I don’t know how I feel.

But I don’t like it.


my mother just said “hey dracula come get some sun” she’s trying to kill me i cant believe it


my cat snores so loud I can hear him from across the room.