*in court for murder trial*
  • judge: how do you plead?
  • me: it's britney bitch
  • judge: innocent case dismissed

fallingragnor:

So am I the only one who knows 100% who their favorite character is??

mason-sirnah:

This customer thinks I’m texting when really I’m blogging about how he’s an asshole

the-one-always-singing:

my phone is dead and I started an 8 hour shoot before it died. and my charger isn’t working. I’m dead. My career in kim k is dead

astariam:

I wish there was a button that takes you right back to the start of your likes

halfsan:

I feel…. I feel….

I don’t know how I feel.

But I don’t like it.

reiimu:

my mother just said “hey dracula come get some sun” she’s trying to kill me i cant believe it

blissxtide:

my cat snores so loud I can hear him from across the room.